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most embarrasing moment

whats your most embarrasing moment?

mine happened a couple of years ago. Me and my family were in O'hare airport and my grandma was going to the Philippines. When we were on our way out to the parking lot my mom remembered that a friend of the family was going to take the train home so she asked me to go after him to see if he wanted a ride home. So i ran as fast as i can OUT the door yelling at people to please get out of my way but i didnt see him out there.when i came back my everyone was laughing because the train station was DOWNSTAIRS so i ran downstairs to catch up with him.

To this day they will not let me forget my track star side.

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Well in 8th grade I ermm was dared to moon someone, I was on a bus coming home from a volleyball game and well i was wearing a skirt and I am obviously shameless...
the embarrassing part was well the lady was one of my friends step aunts and she turned me in and the school had to punish me lol... good times

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mine was when i was i think 9 or 10 years old. my mother me and my little brother were drinking somewhere, i dont remember. We pulled up to a red light when my brother looked out the window then promptly screamed at the top of his lung " EWW OH MY GOD MOM LOOK! that man is picking his nose OH MAN he is really diggen in there!" yeah did i mention that our windows were down and so was the window of the car right next to us where the man was indeed picking his nose oh god i wanted to die!

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i wrote drinking but i meant DRIVING! heheh there is another " GO JENNIE" moment

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There are too many for me to start with. I'll have to think on this a little while, to see exactly what I want you guys to know about me. lol

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I have so many where to start. Probably when I was wearing a skirt which was a little big on me and I reached up to put something on shelf at work and my skirt fell around my ankles. Good thing I had something on underneath.

But our IT guy got an eyeful. I noticed he never looked me the same way although he did meet my eyes so it couldn't been that good of a show.

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I was in the Army and my first duty station was in Darmstadt, Germany. The streets inside our base were paved with cobblestones and they were extremely slippery when it rained. Probably because they were so old that all rough edges had long ago been worn away.

So one day it is pouring and most of us are wearing these ugly Army issue green rain ponchos over our uniforms. They have to be more like a poncho because it has to be roomy enough that you can wearing it under your LBEs. Load Bearing Equiptment, kind of a combo of suspenders and utility belt that you can hook all of your gear (canteen, flashlight, ammo packs, etc.) onto. Anyway, when you aren't wearing your gear, these things are pretty loose and flappy and I'm only 5'3" so it was long too.

A bunch of us are walking back from the motor pool (where all the Humvees and other vehicles are parked) and I tripped and ended up sliding forward on my stomach about 5 feet (slippery cobblestone, remember) with my arms outstreched in front of me and this rain poncho billowing out behind me like a cape. Someone said, "Look, it's Supergirl!" And everyone had a good laugh. I had to endure heckling about this for quite some time.

And everytime it rained and I had to wear that *&^ poncho, someone would bring it up again.

Kimberly

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lol Green Lantern. Sorry Kim I couldn't resist.

Ok, I'll give you guys one. I was oh, maybe twenty-two at the time, was out on a date with a local police officer from another town. He and I both worked out together and like to hunt (I'm a country girl remember). Well we went 4-wheeler riding one night down at our deer camp and were getting back to the truck when I had to go to the bathroom. We didn't have a key to get into the deer camp with us, and I didnt' want to tread out to the trees behind the dog pen to get them wound up, so I started toward the back of the truck. Well, he had just finished loading the 4-wheeler on the truck, and had started the truck engine (it was really cold out and we were soaking wet from riding in the streams around the ponds). I had stripped down to t-shirt and undies, he too for that matter(we had brought dry ones and we weren't exactly strangers). Anyway, apparently the truck had run long enough for the tail pipe to get hot, and as I squated to do my thing, I burnt my right cheek on the tailpipe. I have a half moon shape permanently on my behind.

Luckily for me, he was also a trained EMT, so he got to doctor that too.

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If this was a contest, you would definitely be the front-runner Stauri!! Too funny!

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ok Stauri I have to ask before my sisters do.
Did he kiss it to mske it feel better

That was very embarrassing....

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Something to remember him by that's all

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NOW you can really shoot a MOON SmileyCentral.comat people!!

C1 you so took the words right out of my mouth!!SmileyCentral.com

I am sure he was able to take your mind off the hurt-hurty!!

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I love it. I hope we arent going to give Lynsay any inspiration... remember my innocent New Amsterdam question? if any of her future books involve bad a** army supergirls (hehe) or bums with moons or anyone being mooned (muahahah) I just might wonder........

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I have admitted so many things in posts on this forum, so never do I plan to post on topic here!
Nada...no way!

Some things from this older AE4 sister must stay...mysterious!
Let's just say it's for the Greater Good!SmileyCentral.com

wren...who has the shreds of her prudish reputation to upkeep!

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Theirs still shreds?

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SmileyCentral.com

Not many shreds, but their are a few tattered feathers left on my wings...and I have my halo polished regularly Acal...even if it is on crooked a lot of the time!

SmileyCentral.com wren

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Acal you better watch out man. Because I too detected that W2 was not as innocent as she acted and now look. I have joined her. You could be next.....

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I'm not saying anymore, but no pain, no gain.

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Well J4 glad to see you know our sister.
We didvery well adding you to our sisterhood.

c1

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Exactly

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Ahh, but J4, I had a wonderful premonition hit me when you were "catching on to me" that you were our other sister! And, I was right...you are purr-fect with your powers ...perfectly naughty, a perfect instigator, a perfect sense of fun when bantering, always helpful when , good at bribing and begging for clues with your sisters, plotting for clues, graceful in your corner with your sisters until we can come out again...my premonitions never fail, dear sis!

ooops, of course I meant your perfect powers that you keep secret at all costs...perfect astral-projection, great potion-maker...did you know that you can make a potion that allows you to travel to where you want to be?...pretty nifty power...(could you drop me by Vincent's on your way), can move things with your mind, you are soooo helpful at helping enforcers and other immortals that call on you with anything they might need and you are always working for the Greater Good!

Being bad seldom enters your mind, huh, sis?

That's just our cover so no one catches on for real. That's our story, yep, and we are sticking to it!
No one can prove how bad I really am Hmmm,I don't think that came out right...but I'm not sure what is wrong with that statement. Oh, well, time to get ready for church...for real...and no, the roof does not fall in when I walk through the doors. At least, not so far...well, let's not go there, I don't want a to strike me down I have been out for several Sundays.


SmileyCentral.com WE ARE THE AE4~ C1, W2, G3, J4!


W2 I'm really an angel, I tell you! It's in our name! uh-huh, I knew I could prove it!! heeheehee

Btw, It is wise that you warn Acal, little sister...for we know not what we may do with him if he keeps being bad with us...bwahahahahahahahaha!

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Thank you W2 it is always nice to be appreciated. However I think you overestimate my powers. I still feel like I am in the learning stage. I am still learning from my much wiser and scarier sisters. I just felt that Acal should be warned of the consequences. That is all.

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who's scary???????

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Umm...no one

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good answer. You do not have to go to the corner

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Oh thank you oh wise one. I will try to be better

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You would never belive what I saw this morning!

I was getting off the train at the university station and this naked man just walked into the station casually as anything! Then he walked over the tracks and over the fence on the otherside, then when I was walking through the bus shelter next to the train station the naked man was racing down the street being chased by the police, he was then tackled against the wall and arrested then dragged into the police car.

Now to see it in the flesh so to speak I know why they call it 'indecent' exposure!

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I have a rather soft spot for streekers.
Always good fun!

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J4, it is nice that you are so modest about your powers while you are learning, especially as you have some really cool powers. As for the other purr-fect powers that were mentioned first, you are just a natural little sister! Don't think you even needed much practice with those!

Sister C1...we ain't dead, but we is scary when we want to be and sometimes without even trying,heehee!

SmileyCentral.com

W2...still being innocent or innocently scary

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Uhm okay, so we took the kids bowling last year and my then 3 yr old tried to push the ball and it barely rolled, so I tried to reach it before it got too far, well, I must have just stepped over the line as my foot slipped on the well oiled lane and down on my butt I went. Uh, yea, right out there in front of everyone. Who new those lanes were soooo slippery.
My 14 yr old 'didn't know me'

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I hope you didn't hurt anything. You didn't mention it. Nothing like embarrassing a teenager.

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I sure do hate it when you are just walking along mind your own business and WHOOSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH the wind catches your skirt and flashes unsuspecting bystanders and you aren't wearing your granny panties that day!!!

Not that I would know anything about this...

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I was always told, If you got it, flaunt it. lol

I wouldn't admit to owning granny panties. lol

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No Granny Roos but sometimes lol ya wish on windy days for a smidge more coverage.

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JUST CATCHING UP TODAY....

As the baby of the Wonderful...AE4!, I must add here.....


BBBAAAWWWWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!SmileyCentral.com I will admitt I am very scary, but in the conventional way!

I am just going to say that and stop right there!!
If I let to many secrets out I mght loose my credibility!!SmileyCentral.com

G3...reigning baby of the AE4!

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And by the way what is wrong with Granny Panties? In my day women didn't go wiggly jiggle as you please.

Acal hmm....quite an eyeful I imagine. Not even a trench coat? Hope it wasn't a cold day

W2 thank you. I do love being scary, I mean good

J4-Working on not being sent to corner tonite

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I with you J4....you have to pray you don't get caught in a cold breeze!!!SmileyCentral.com


Acal...this is for you...SmileyCentral.com

I also have a soft spot for streakers, it takes a very confidant man to show off what you have, (OR DON"T FOR THAT MATTER!)

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Beyonce
If you go it flaunt it
boy i know you want it...SmileyCentral.com

if not well then...SmileyCentral.com

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Well Gena.. I think it was most certainly a case of.. not

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Wow.. which to chose here? Hmmmmm.... freshman year in high school was playing the errr... tramp in Up The Down Stair Case and as I was making my exit offstage (the only way out was lol, a staircase off the front) I twisted my ankle in my stilletos and came crashing down the steps.

Adult life.... swearing yes, I might be a little woman, but I could handle that big bad motorcycle just fine (mine was a very light weight one) and winding up in a ditch.. in front of all my ex's biker buddies.

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Acal-- Did you see anyone cuff the man? hehehehhehehe
I bet they were like NO YOU TAKE HIM DOWN. NO YOU! YOU CUFF HIM. NO! HE'S NAKED.
The guy probably lost a bet

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Acal,

Do you get Seinfeld over there? Your story reminds me of the one where George streaks across the stadium (he was trying to get fired from the Yankees or Mets, I forget which). Anyway, he is not really naked, just wearing a flesh-colored bodysuit so it just appeared that he was naked.

I wonder if you would get arrested for that? You would certainly get a lot of second looks if you walked down the street wearing one.

Kim

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Kelli - Yes I did, three policemen had him wrestled against a wall and were hand cuffing him, it took the three of them to drag him into the police car

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How do frisk someone like for concealed weapons?

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depends

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Bad Cindy

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Who? Me? Why?

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lol, if this was an Argeneau question.....

Lucian... getting caught with the 'self help' books on getting a woman.

Lucern.. the codpiece thing of course.

Those two came to mind very quickly!

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Angel,

You can make a new thread of favorite Argeneau most embarrasing moments if you want...Just put SPOILERS in the subject line so people will be reminded. Then repost your ideas from here. So far we have had Hottest moments, Sweetest moments, and a couple of others... Seems like it would be a fun topic to me! I would start it if you like, but it was your idea...

wren

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I sure hope they cleaned the back of the police car

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I would definetly break out the clorox wipes for that one.