I had a great afternoon at the Bunker Bar yesterday. My first time and it was a Spankers Paradise. Thanks to Dan for advice at the start, and for being my first Spankee of the afternoon. And what a lovely rump!

Dan Dan, the Spanking Man,
Spank his butt as hard as you can,
I'm a fan of Dan and I have a plan,
Pull his pants down and give his **** a tan

Thanks also to Irish David, my Spankee Number Two; I hope you can sit down this morning. I didn't get the name of Spankee Number Three, though everyone there yesterday will remember him. Hot, tall, topless, wearing shorts and with the body of a Greek God and a firm, muscular arse. He also had a really hot and sore butt by the time I'd finished with him - serves him right for being a naughty boy. He took his punishment well and took it twice. The second time I got Welsh 'Geraint' to help me. I focussed on one cheek of the Greek God's butt, and Geraint took care of the other. And then I gave Geraint's silky smooth, lily white **** a nice colouring. It didn't stay white for long. A lovely butt. So it was only fair that Geraint brought some colour to my cheeks too with his firm hand and a plimsoll. If you give it out, it's only right to take it. Thank you Dan, David, Greek God and Geraint, and everyone else for putting on some great visual treats.