I have been checking out your website for the match reports and whilst it appears that your team have been playing well, it does appear that the Chopper reports do have some poor spelling mistakes and grammar errors. I am offering to run spelling classes for everyone associated with the club. Maybe the shark and chopper will grace me with their presence.

Keep up the good work on the pitch boys, glad to see the PE lessons paid off, shame about the english lessons.

Au revoir Punks

I think you will find the Shark Report does not contain either spelling errors or poor grammar.

Kind Regards
Shark