heart - 2
- heart 
i'm just sharing what's on my mind.
<Hey Webmasters! Get a free website with holiday themes - Get it NOW!
|
LET'S TALK...
i'm just sharing what's on my mind. |
|
| Search For Similar Forums · Return to Website | ||
| Viewing Page 1 of 1 (Total Posts: 5) |
| Author | Comment |
consider me.. an honor student
Dec 6, 06 - 8:00 PM |
24 Things to do with round-trippers in Brother Andrew Elevator...
We CED, we're at the 17th floor. And I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE JUST OCCUPIES SO MUCH SPACE when they're not even getting out in the first place !! ... CED is such a small college, So you people down there, go to hell. curse you round trippers. curse. We know who you are. 1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.3. Crack open your bag, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?" 4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down. 5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. 7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. 8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!" 10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, d*mn motion sickness!"11. Meow occasionally. 12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends. 13. Walk on with a cooler on the side, that says "human head". 14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator. 15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it. 16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?" 17. Say "Ding!" at each floor. 18. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push all the down buttons. 19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope. 20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space." 21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." 22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 23. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator , then run back on.
|
rLynn
Dec 9th, 2006 - 11:31 PM |
super funny ung 21 and 24. naimagine ko talga. try ko gna minsan. haha!
|
Toni
Dec 9th, 2006 - 11:43 PM |
gusto ko ung 24 hahahahah.... next yr. .. tipong sure na mas madami ng lower batch hahaha...
|
Vea
Dec 14th, 2006 - 10:59 PM |
hahaha.. san mo naman napupulot mga kalokohan na toh =)) |
|
Chris
Dec 29th, 2006 - 2:33 PM |
I like number 24.. hahaha...
|
bravenet.com