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chickbud101
 Nov 15, 06 - 10:37 PM |
Lines that made my life worthwhile.
1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3.. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me! 4.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. (this one's my fav) 5.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 6.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. 7.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me. 8.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 9.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. (you got that right) 10.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing. (whahaha!!) 11.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. (BRB) 12..I smile! because I don't know what the hell is going on. 13.. God must love stupid people; He made so many. (I LOVE THIS ONE!) 14.. They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken. 15.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. 16.. Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig. (make sense to me!) 17.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes. 18.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere! (HAHA!) 19.. Procrastinate Now! (will do... no problem) 20.. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead. (you got a point there) 21.. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory. 22.. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance (gimme the money!) 23.. The trouble with life is there's no background music. (indeed) *NICE HUH? care for posting comments? =)* Email: chickbud101@yahoo.com YAHOO: chickbud101 Website: http://chickbud101.bravehost.com |
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rLynn
Nov 30th, 2006 - 10:04 AM |
Re: Lines that made my life worthwhile.
i love it toni! hahaha! san mo toh pinagpupulot. hehe. stig. stig. 
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